So today I climb out of the shower just as Simon comes barging through my bathroom door in a panic because he couldn't get the lid off of the peanut butter. And there I am stark, raving naked.
Before I could even do anything Simon stops in his tracks and squishes up his face. "OOOOHHHHHHH Mom!" He says, "That's gross! You need to put on your clothes!" And stomps out of the bathroom.
Looking in the mirror I could see it was a fair assessment. So much for an illustrious career in the adult film industry. I just hope Simon won't need counseling for this.
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haha! Maybe he'll knock next time. lol
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