The Key To Fast and Efficient Service

Tired of lousy service? Use my method and you'll never go hungry again! (Hungry for quality service that is.)

#1. Be a frazzled young mother whose just spent the morning battling crazed women at a fabric sale.
#2. Now that your in the right state drag your two children (preferably a baby and a preschooler) who are stir crazy from spending the morning in a shopping cart into a snooty golf pro shop.
#3. Make sure the preschooler runs inside before you can head him off.
#4. Crash through the door carrying a 400 pound baby carrier, a purse, and a giant diaper bag while yelling, "Simon, I hope you left your drink in the car!"
#5. Find your preschooler just inside the door unloading a giant bucket of over priced golf balls.

Within seconds you will be greeted by two attendents. One will sprint through the store to bring you the item you came for while the other one will ring you up. You will then be helped out to the car with your purchase.

Works like a charm. At least it did for me.